7:55am: This morning before I left for work I saw my octogenarian neighbor walk out to her mailbox to get her newspaper in her pink fuzzy slippers and blue bathrobe.

She was without her teeth.

7:55pm: When I came home from work I was sitting in the driveway talking to my cousin through the bluetooth in the car when I saw the husband of the octogenarian neighbor through their open front door. His back was to me and it looked like he was in the room across from the door.

It took me a minute, but I eventually figured out that he was peeing.

TMI on the neighbors today. Have ever found yourself in an awkward neighborly situation? I’m not sure how I’ll react if they come over and ask me to water their plants…

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