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Rutabaga

Filed under: In Short — Posted by Pocklock at 4:43 pm on Friday, May 9, 2008

And according to babycenter.com, my kid is THIS BIG!

I had to google “rutabaga” because who the HELL knows what THAT is? I would’ve been more comfortable with the term “Big Ass Turnip”.

4 Comments »

  1. Gravatar AndreAnna says

    They say mine is now the size of a butternut squash, which to me is complete crap, because I’ve not only seen but eaten said squash and this kid is WAY bigger than that. I can feel a foot in my sternum and a fist in my pee-pee button. And I’ve never seen a squash do that.

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  2. Gravatar LFM says

    they could’ve said it was the size of wone of those baby watermelons too!!!

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  3. Gravatar LFM says

    they could’ve said it was the size of wone of those baby watermelons too!!!

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  4. Gravatar Dawn says

    Why not use things that people are more famliar with? Like say a softball. Or a grapefruit.

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    May 10th, 2008 | #

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