From Today’s IM Log
Number 1:
Do you think anyone really cares how your weekend is or do you think the answer should fall into the same category as the ‘How are you? question.
Because, I? Do not really care how your weekend was. I really don’t want to hear the mundane details. And I wouldn’t bore anyone with mine. Just like I wouldn’t dare answer the ‘How are you?’ question with any answer except, ‘Fine, and you?’ Trust me. You don’t want to know how I really am. And I’m okay with that!
Number 2:
I just went to scratch my boob and it totally flopped out of my shirt. Note to self: Do not wear plunging V-necks to work anymore.
No. No one gave me any dollar bills. Dammit!
Number 3:
If I get another bad headache like the ones I had last week, the doctor is going to put me on narcotics. I really don’t want to go there. The kid will come out singing Grateful Dead songs and will have dancing bears tattooed on it’s butt.
Number 4:
What the hell time is it in Hawaii? Regional promos are awful when you need immediate answers.
Sometimes five hours sometimes six? I can’t be expected to remember that. Too much math.
#1, I ask because you usually have something going on.
#2, your boobs, don’t pop out when we have lunch..wth? and I have singles.
#3,at least with the narcotics, your kid will have an excuse to be a Sox fan
#4Hawaii, you are on your own.
April 1st, 2008 | #
I can’t stop laughing.
Cassie’s last blog post..Picture post!
April 2nd, 2008 | #
1. OMG yes. Unless you are someone I call “friend” the correct answer is *always* “fine thank you how are you?” or “good how was your weekend?” Now if we’re friends, feel free to give me the non-socially correct answer of course.
Dawn’s last blog post..worth bringing to your attention
April 4th, 2008 | #