Thank You. Drive Thru.
“Welcome to McDonalds. Can I help you?”
“Hi. Can I have a number four, with cheese, and a large orange juice.”
“What?”
“A number FOUR, with cheese and an orange juice. Please!”
“What number?”
“FOUR! FOUR! OH MY GOD, FOUR! With CHEESE. QUESO! And Orrrrrannnnnnge JUICE! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! PLEEEEEESE!”
“Number four. Orange juice. First window.”
Thinks: Oh my GOD, FUCK the cheese! Just give me my sandwich.
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Comments (4)
That girl’s lucky she didn’t get pulled through her little window
March 18th, 2008 | #
Apparently the new rule at McDonalds is to hire people with English as a 4th, 5th or 6th language. I mean seriously if you can’t understand the number 4 you have no business working the drive through. Now if only the Manager understood a word you were saying.
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March 19th, 2008 | #
OMG how I hate Drive throughs…It is like speaking into a effing tin can.
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March 19th, 2008 | #
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. That was my lesson today.
::beats forehead on keyboard::
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