Irony
Irony Is going to the OBGYN for a “problem visit” and realizing that the last time you shaved your legs was probably around the time cavemen roamed the earth.
(It was nothing. I pulled a tendon in my gut and it hurts like I got shot. It’s strenuous, you know. All that intense ass-sitting I do all the time. Certainly cause for tendon pulling.)
Posted by Pocklock |
Comments (4)
ROFL @ the intense ass-sitting…You can easily pull a tendon or something else… Who’d have thought?
February 29th, 2008 | #
I think you may have pulled that muscle because of the cat stepping on Blinkie in bed and you tensed your muscles up…HAHAHAHAHAHA…Your abs haven’t seen that much exercise in many moons!!!
February 29th, 2008 | #
lol.
the leg shaving only gets worse from here! As you get closer to 9 months, you may have to tell people you are wearing hair pants ’cause you probably won’t be able to REACH them! A little secret, if you totally trust EHH, you might get him to do it around month 8 or 9 just so you don’t totally gross out the OB/GYN and nurses in the delivery room. 
February 29th, 2008 | #
I would blame it on the fact that hair grows faster when you’re pregnant. “Gee… I just shaved this morning… Stupid vitamins.”
March 3rd, 2008 | #