links for 2007-10-31
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I’ll be referencing this page a lot during NaBloPoMo. Just sayin’.
EHH and I have a points system for Douchebags we see out in public. These three would score off the charts. We died laughing when we saw the original air on SNL two weeks ago.
Such as:
When doing laundry, the most you ever find is a couple of singles, a receipt, the occasional golf tee, and loose change. When the husband does the laundry, he makes $20.
The only day you bother to blow-dry and style your hair will be the day a downpour begins just when you pull in the parking lot at work and you have to walk into the building.
The TiVo will only cut off the last few minutes of the shows that end as cliffhangers. Those 30 minute laugh-track sit-coms record all the way through without a problem.
and, among many others,
The white cat will always pick the dark pile of clean laundry to nap on.
What are your own versions of Murphy’s Law?
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