“Hon. That guy at the check-out was so distracted by my beauty that I had to ask for the reciept 3 times! He wouldn’t stop staring at me! Dude. Just do your job!”
“Maybe he was thinking, My God. Look at that ZIT!”
…
“Asshole.”
Idea stolen from here.
12 Toy Mousies
11 Non-sexual references to balls (rum, peanut butter, ornamental, etc.)
10 Drunk Relatives
9 Shopping bags of presents
8 Meals worth of leftovers
7 Strings of lights
6 Cords of firewood
5 Bottles of wiiiiiiiine
4 Broken Ornaments
3 Allergic Reactions
2 Stoned Cats
and a fat squirrel living in the new birdhouse.
I can’t move. I’m so tired. I spent all day yesterday on the couch and today isn’t looking much better. My arms and legs hurt, walking up the stairs is like a ten minute activity, and I can’t stop yawning. My attention span is that of a flea. I’ve been writing this post for 30 minutes already and it’s only a few lines.
I’ve been wearing the same shirt since Tuesday night. I was running a fever yesterday, but so far today no fever. Just a headache and body ache and ache, ache, ache! It sucks.
Tonight we’re supposed to have dinner with Steph and FP and I’m not missing it. I haven’t seen them since the summer! So I’m staying put on this couch until I have to leave and I better be healed by then.
Gotta go rest!
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