“i never said i wouldn’t meat her. so don’t give me shit.”

“Okay, but can I give you shit about the fact that you said ‘meat’ and not ‘meet’?”

Daily Love for October 30, 2006
Daily Couples:
It’s easy to make a richer, deeper connection with your significant other now — you’re fitting together like the pieces of a puzzle, creating a different, better picture together than you’ve got apart.

Like when my 33 year old husband receives a direct mail piece from AARP that says, “Our records show that you haven’t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible” and I laugh hysterically until stuff comes out of my nose.

That’s the richest, deepest connection ever.

Where else can you get 3 dinners, snacks, dessert, and staples for 3 days for $29.00? Trader Joe’s has fabulous, good for you food. However, I warn you of the Chicken Fajita Burritos. They will cause text messages between loved ones the next day. Text messages of embarrassing nature. Text messages that make perfect blog material. Text messages that look like this:

“My farts smell really bad. And they burn!”
“Me too!”

This is MUCH more my speed.

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